Wednesday, May 13, 2009


Somehow I've taken to saying "balls" every time I mess something up. I've been studying for the optician certification exam and every time I get a review question wrong "balls.

Every time I goof up or forget something "balls."

When a filling in my molar fell out "balls."

When I miss the bus "balls."

When I took the SATs, I was still working on the math section with the moderator said, "TIME" and I said, "SH*T!"

I imagine myself taking the optician exam on Sunday, the Lord's day, and the moderator saying, "TIME!" and me shouting, "BALLS!"


Two readings this week:

QUICKIES! (of course)
THE DOLLAR STORE (the secret's out)


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